Don't Panic!

From a reliable source (I won't tell 'em it was you, faeree), it has come to my attention that the world is going to end. Evil forces may at this very moment be plotting on world destruction. Probably to make a great movie, but no one really knows why these evil forces keep wanting to blow up the world. Have no fear. I thought it might be prudent to pack an emergency bag or maybe even lay down with a paper bag on my head but I was given certain advice. I will quickly change into an appropriate outfit (one to flatter my appearance of course) and make a run for the hills. I and a band of rogues, who live in the hills, will seek to fight and stop these evil forces. But not til a handsome rogue helps me by tending to bruised and bloodied feet, because of course I forgot my shoes in my rush out the door. I'll keep you informed as I am able.. I may be able to send word through my cell phone, cuz you know me. World destruction or no, I am not leaving the apartment without my cell phone. Does anyone think I'll need a towel? Never know when I might need to give the towel to previously mentioned handsome rogue in a compromising position. ~wink wink~ Hmm.. I hope this isn't all somehow related to the fact that today is Friday the 13th? ~ponders~ Naaaaahhh...

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LoL. Wow, you're random. creative, but random. and entertaining...

Posted by TLew on 18 Jan 06 Wednesday - 10:42 PM